I have no words that can adequately describe the conversation I was a part of this afternoon, you’ll just have to read it:
7yo: When we get home we should take our shoes off ’cause we might have toe cheese.
My wife: Toe cheese..?
6yo: Yeah toe cheese its good, some people eat it.
Me: No one eats toe cheese.
7yo: Yeah it’s bacteria and there is good bacteria so you could eat it.
My wife: No! No one eats toe cheese!
7yo: Serious mom you could eat it…